Jenkins the Apologist

  1. AluminumFrog

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    And anyone who passed 2nd grade to make it to 3rd grade would know precisely where bringing up the subject of Jenkins would lead.

    And if they happened to make it to the fourth grade they would know how disingenuous it was to suggest that bringing up the subject of Sally Jenkins, Cheryl Crow, a lone testicle, or a yellow bracelet had nothing to do with trying slip a hand up the skirt of a dolly who didn't want to have anything to do with sex.

    Not that there is anything with bringing up THE SUBJECT yet again but for creissakes get real about what makes you huff and puff with indignity at the suggestion you did.

    Posted 5 months ago
  2. Orange Crush

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    "if she had any shame, Jenkins would write a write a book about Betsy Andreu and sort of even it all out"

    The last thing we need is another book. Save the trees. At least toilet paper has some good uses.

    The wise man said follow me...and he walked behind.
    Posted 5 months ago
  3. Berzin

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    Cosmic Kid writes-"Ummm...anyone with a second grade reading comprehension can see this thread was started about Jenkins, not LA."

    Yes, but like I've stated in other threads, this forum has become the last refuge for Lances' dwindling army of rabid zombie fanboy trolls.

    But as we speak, Armstrong continues to get stripped of every accolade he was ever awarded under false pretenses-a Happy Holidays toast to the Lance Armstrong Schadenfreude Ice Capades!!!!!!!!!!

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://espn.go.com/sports/endurance/story/_/id/8757935/lance-armstrong-stripped-bbc-award-drugs-probe

    Posted 5 months ago
  4. Polish

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    I sure hope that Lance posts a pic on twitter of him looking at his BBC SPOTY Award Statuette. Be so cool. Bet he keeps it in the Loo.

    "Just sittin' around..."

    Posted 5 months ago
  5. pascal

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    Bob-- i have a Ford, too, and I think you can disable that auto-lock feature. I figured out how to disable the locking feature that activates when you start driving.

    Everybody else- can we agree to stop using the word troll to describe someone with whom we disagree? Makes me cringe every time I read it. Civility is not that hard.

    Posted 5 months ago
  6. Jah

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    had a car that did that to me one time, ever since I always leave the window cracked or a door ajar if the engine is running

    not always convenient

    Posted 5 months ago
  7. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    ... the last refuge for Lances' dwindling army of rabid zombie fanboy trolls and haters trying to extract the last peace of moisture from scorched arid dead bones to satisfy their rabid addiction.

    Posted 5 months ago
  8. 79pmooney

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    bobswire, do those automatic locks engage when you are in the car? Automatic locks when you leave is a hassle. (Potentially life threatening in some situations.) But locking while you are in the car? Why? So when you fire the car up in the garage no one can interrupt your suicide attempt? To make it harder to pull you out of the car if you are knocked out in an accident?

    And to keep this on topic. Someone should photoshop 7TdF's favorite picture to move LA to the center of the room and place him in an open casket. ("The last refuge.") That room has always looked like a morgue to me.

    Ben

    Posted 5 months ago
  9. PlanB

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    I'm working on a new, soon-to-be bestseller myself: 'It's Not About the Grammar'. Would you read it, Polish? My view of Armstrong is hardly as worshipful as yours. I'm perhaps to closer to AluminiumFrog in that I'd hesitate to identify the lad as 'First Cause' in this saga. Yet I don't see your opinion of him as categorically ridiculous. You've made a few points that I would be comfortable making myself. (A few, not all; many of them strike me as defiantly silly.)

    Could I suggest some elementary proof-reading — if not servile reverence for standardised usage — before posting your remarks? Clearly a bright person, undeniably a passionate one, you tend to come off the page as a bit doltish. This has the effect of weakening your arguments and alienating believers and non-believers alike.

    Some elements of your position in this long, spirited colloquy are rational and at least worthy of contemplation. There is no good reason not to take the trouble, a few extra minutes, to state them in a way that doesn't leave the rest of us cringing even to be associated. This bar here is set, on balance (as forums go), a bit higher than it is elsewhere. Passion is a responsibility, not an excuse.

    Posted 5 months ago
  10. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    PLan B it is easier to just + or - people. Polish rules this forum and AluminumFrog can too when not distracted by other causes. Check out Fliccker and Resistance too. Sometimes they become jaded because the heat needed to create the hatertots is so great for the the anti-lance people.

    Posted 5 months ago
  11. PlanB

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    Plus or minus. Sure. That would be fine if everything were as simple as plus or minus. But even if it were, I'd need to be able to read it in the first place. Half the time, even when I'm in agreement with him, I can barely construe what Polish is getting at, so beset are these posts by run-on sentences, missing predicates, spoonerisms, anachronistic figures of speech, and misspellings — not to mention acronyms like LOL that I haven't got time to run down to the local rest home to find someone elderly enough to translate.

    Posted 5 months ago
  12. ElleSeven

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  13. Jah

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    +1 Travis Tygart, bet he's having a most awesome holiday season - as are the rest of you

    Posted 5 months ago
  14. Entheo

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    plan b, polish is a regular rhodes scholar when compared to 7tdf-spear. some classics include "clothes (sic) minded", "last peace (sic) of moisture", etc. etc. almost every one of his posts contains a gem of a gaffe guaranteed to have the crowd guffawing behind his back.

    he really is the perfect lance fanboy -- a child in a boy's body, peter pan desperately refusing to grow up and face reality.

    Posted 5 months ago
  15. The Diesel

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    //polish is a regular rhodes scholar//

    or, as 7tdf would (more accurately) say, a road squalor!

    Posted 5 months ago
  16. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    I already just said that Polish is way better than me. No need to rub it in. Also, the stuff that AluminumFrog writes is better most of the time. +++ for them and --- critisizers Sorry we all can't be Polish or AluminumFrog.

    As this post is about Jenkins it needs to get back on track:

    Sally Jenkins’s steadfast support of Lance Armstrong

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/patrick-b-pexton-sally-jenkinss-steadfast-defense-of-lance-armstrong/2012/12/21/95150bf4-4b8f-11e2-9a42-d1ce6d0ed278_story.html

    Posted 5 months ago
  17. PlanB

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    Funny! But you're dissin' my Alma Mater! However, since we're on the subject (and off the topic), the Rhodes fellowship — endowed by a white supremacist tycoon who hoped that American recipients would return from their Oxonian idyls to promote the US's rejoining the British Empire — is regarded with eye-rolling contempt by 'real' students. The Rhodies tend to be toothsome jocks, many with Olympian and pro ball cred. Off the top of my head I can think of only two — Reynolds Price and Bill Clinton — who were notable for having actual brains. Or Brians, as Polish would put it.

    Posted 5 months ago
  18. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    "toothsome jocks" - take note, "real" students in Britain come wheelchair bound and speak through voice synthesizers.

    Posted 5 months ago
  19. ElleSeven

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    Planb, telling us you weren't expecting the human Spear to know about Reynolds Price, let alone the "wheelchair bound" component of his life. This is getting painful -- enough so to get me thinking again about Sally Jenkins.

    Posted 5 months ago
  20. Polish

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    Even a Rhodes Scholar would have realized I misspelled brane and moron on purpose duh.

    Sally graduated from Stanford btw.

    Posted 5 months ago
  21. watermoccasin

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    There should be a comma following purpose in the previous post.

    Posted 5 months ago
  22. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    No one has herd of Stephen Hawking? Hello! That was to whom I was referring.

    Posted 5 months ago
  23. ResistanceIsFutile

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    "that I haven't got time to run down to the local rest home to find someone elderly enough to translate." +1 planb

    That's actually a good one. I think I'll be borrowing it. I'll substitute nursing home for rest home, since the latter isn't really in common usage anymore. Not trying to be a wise guy, I know you used it deliberately to make a point. Always nice to have someone articulate and coherent posting.

    Many post here in haste and often from hand held devices which can be somewhat difficult to type with. Due to the lack of civility on these threads it's understandable that some posters would be as skittish as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Threads too often devolve from substance issues to mocking typos. I'll admit many of them make me chuckle and some of the original vampires here in particular haven't mastered the use of spell check. Others amuse me as they are clearly attempting to be pompous pedagogues or sesquipedalian. (tongue in cheek) Not to be rude but I haven't noticed any Oscar Wilde or Washington Irving types lurking here. Not that there aren't plenty of articulate forumites.

    Polish may type in a hurried or sloppy manner but at least he isn't dropping "f-bombs" or other crude expressions as so many of his detractors continually hurl at him. I'll also give him points for being concise. Verbosity can be difficult for the ADD crowd. A post that becomes a tome can alienate the dullards among us. In that regard I am unrepentant.

    I hope the holiday season tempers the animosity between the pro and anti-Texan belligerents. Merry Christmas to all and may your stockings be filled with shiny new components, preferably Campagnolo.

    Warmest regards,

    R

    I hope the holiday season

    Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us."
    Posted 5 months ago
  24. longslowdistance

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    It's like a vampire.
    Anyone got silver bullet?

    Posted 5 months ago

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