"What Lance Wants From Oprah" (article)

  1. ElleSeven

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    Here's the thing, Spearflicker. If you ask two hundred professional safe-crackers the best way to remove a diamond tiara from your local jeweler's La Gard, they're all going to say, "Wait until the joint closes and call Jeff Sitar."

    Posted 4 months ago
  2. ibex

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    "It is like when the police intervene in a family beating."

    Still staying classy I see, trying to downplay the seriousness of domestic violence. You have some serious issues.

    Posted 4 months ago
  3. bikesabit

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    I don't hate Lance. Just like I don't hate dog shyt. I hate stepping in DS. I hate the smell of DS, and having to find a place to scrape it off my shoe. But its not the DS's fault. It is what it is, Dog Shyt. I accept that. Same with Lance.

    "You'd look sweet upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two!"
    Posted 4 months ago

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