You've left some interesting tales and hints of your time in the pro peleton here. The question that came to mind in that context yesterday: would I as a little kid have seen you pissing in the ditch outside my town sometime in the 70s?
Context, in those years Amstel Gold past right outside our village, which happened to be site of the first mass sanitary stop by the peleton about 40k from the start. It is those scenes seen through the eyes of a young lad that constributed to me picking up road riding. So maybe you were a factor?