Carmichael Poked With a Sharp Stick

  1. Keith RIchards

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    Wha...? 7tdf SOL....

    It is his word versus ours. We like our word. We like where we stand and we like our credibility."--Lance Armstrong.
    Posted 3 months ago
  2. Jah

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    "Sorry, but if you look at the way it sounds un·quench·a·ble ( n-kw n ch -b l) the spelling is not that far off. And the word checker produced no other choices. Anything to get off the issue i suppose."

    Hence the dire need for you to seek an ESL class

    Posted 3 months ago
  3. longslowdistance

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    CK, did you mean to type "back when I was ruining product development . . ."?
    Yikes!

    Posted 3 months ago
  4. Yo Mike

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  5. Cosmic Kid

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    @ lsd - DOH!!!

    LOL!!!! That is funny.....must've been a Freudian slip or sumthin'.

    ;-)

    Just say "NO!!" to WCP!

    "Want to get faster? Work harder, eat better, cut the crap. Instead of talking the talk, work the work"
    Posted 3 months ago
  6. rnddude

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    Entheo, you are the MAN! Hilarious. As I said already, SOL is tremendously entertaining, if only he would take down that photo.....

    "To be free and to live a free life - that is the most beautiful thing there is."
    Miguel Indurain
    Posted 3 months ago
  7. Jah

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    CK, was that the old Colorado based Schwinn? You guys had some great dealer junkets back then

    Posted 3 months ago
  8. iamus72

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    "And the word checker produced no other choices. Anything to get off the issue i suppose."

    Good God SOL. There is this really nifty invention that came out fairly recently called a dictionary. And it's not spelled dick-shunery.

    And the word 'unquenchable' has only been in use since 1150. You mean to tell us if your 'word checker' doesn't automatically underline it, you just phonetically spell away?

    Coupled with the horrid phrasing and grammatical errors, it is a wonder that any of us can ascertain what you are trying to say.

    Posted 3 months ago
  9. The Diesel

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    SOL is right, spelling would be so much easier if you'd write words like you pronounce them.

    Here is a good one for you, SOL:

    How do you pronounce "ghoti"?

    The answer is "fish"

    "gh" as in "laugh," "o" as in “women," and "ti" as in "action."

    Posted 3 months ago
  10. Cosmic Kid

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    @ jah - no, that was my previous gig. And yeah, those dealer road shows were awesome. I LOVED giving presentations during those events. My fave was always the Chicago stop, simply because of the sheer size. 300+ people in the room, etc.

    Working with guys like Skipp Hess and Greg Bagni was simply awesome. As a young product / marketing pup back then, I learned so much from those guys.

    Posted 3 months ago
  11. stronz

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    SOL- your explanation is sooo telling. It explains how you have arrived at your level of unkwestioned ajulation of Lns armstrng. Just going wif da feeling of it all and logic be damned (shit i spelled that correctly(

    As always KR a well timed use of the C'mon Son. Khudos.

    Posted 3 months ago
  12. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    Does anyone even notice?

    Posted 3 months ago
  13. thinline

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    Iamus, is "dick-shunery" what lesbians practice?

    Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rarely ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect in it's weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew.

    Posted 3 months ago
  14. Jah

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    from a style standpoint, I would never really use the term "has gotten". It just sounds weird. Kudos for not using "has gotted"

    Posted 3 months ago
  15. Entheo

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    ESOL (<- acronym for English as a Second Odd Language): This thread has gotten off track. Does anyone even notice?

    C'mon son; you're the reason for the constant bifurcations!

    Posted 3 months ago
  16. C2K_Rider

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    Frankly I am impressed that "coaches" could get people to pay them hundreds of dollars per month to coach them and hardly ever actually see those people. Quite a game!

    "The stone age didn't end because the earth ran out of stones, and the oil age won't end because the earth runs out of oil" -- Amory Lovins, Rocky Mountain Institute, rmi.org
    Posted 3 months ago
  17. iamus72

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    thinline...to ants were year qwest shun. I suspect that lesbians do practice some form of dick-shunery but only with the warm flesh version attached to a man. The stock price of strap-ons has remained relatively strong.

    Posted 3 months ago
  18. Orange Crush

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    OCTS has a nice ring to it.

    climb, climb, climb.

    The wise man said follow me...and he walked behind.
    Posted 3 months ago
  19. bikesabit

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    "SOL is tremendously entertaining, if only he would take down that photo....."

    I think in the recent past he said it was a "self posting image" and he couldn't stop it. Just like "you know what", once you start you can't stop. With more time, and talent there are so many funny ways that pic of the incredibly shrinking Lance could be shopped. Anyone?

    But seriously, the great Doctor Johnson once said that the ability to spell a word only one way is a sign of ignorance. Doncha Know.

    It is truly humbling to be surrounded by such men wit.

    And BTW, what's this I hear about the awesome Coach Chris being a dope pusher?

    "You'd look sweet upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two!"
    Posted 3 months ago
  20. durielk

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    That poem is very difficult to read.

    SOL translation: Dat poeum is vary diffi cult ta red.

    Posted 3 months ago
  21. madvax

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    With more time, and talent there are so many funny ways that pic of the incredibly shrinking Lance could be shopped. Anyone?

    Posted 3 months ago
  22. 79pmooney

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    thinline, that line "It shows me strait a weigh." Shouldn't it be "It shows me strait eh weigh." At lest north on the 49th.

    Ben

    Posted 3 months ago
  23. Peter Polack

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    It appears Bicycling Magazine has jumped on the bandwagon or er, at least kicked Chris Carmichael off it.

    He no longer has a column in the magazine.

    Posted 3 months ago
  24. 7tdf-SpearofLance

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    That is the first shoe to drop, but Carmichael has a wife kid and business partners, associates and friends that all need to be feed the fire of the haterz.

    Posted 3 months ago
  25. bikesabit

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    MADVAX nice job. Having a gutter mind myself I was thinking more along the lines of His Awesomeness jerking off to a picture of himself.... or Oprah.

    Posted 3 months ago

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